Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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