She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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