Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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