what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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