Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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