508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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