Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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