Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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