So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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