Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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