You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
