Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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