HIV tests are more positive than that guy
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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