Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
