Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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