im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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