I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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