I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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