She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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