Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Everything about him screamed your future.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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