I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
