i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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