oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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