it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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