and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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