I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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