I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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