remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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