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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He had a curved dick....must be a european thing

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.

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• (714): View more from California

  She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.

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