Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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