the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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