Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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