She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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