I'm drive I can fine osifer
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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