A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
