some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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