does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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