Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something