Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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