I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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