I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I have post one night stand depression
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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