Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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