It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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