just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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