I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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