She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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