Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
How does one acquire holy water?
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So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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