I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize