I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's Friday. Sex?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Holy sore nipples Batman
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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