Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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