You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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