Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
do nipples grow back?
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