i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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