She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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