$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
babies were throwing up all over the place
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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